Saturday, March 21, 2009

Being Japanese For A Day, Almost Always Fatal

Brilliant! : Japanese Soft Drinks, especially



and



Ok, after seeing those, I went on a brilliant-Japanese-inventions binge. Obviously these have all been displayed on various websites before, but here are my personal favorites:


Generally money-saving but could get expensive when you need to hop on a space shuttle to get some sunlight at 9PM.


This one's a double whammy. Hair blocker inside the house, fastest way to get arrested outside.


Just don't confuse it with your Krazy Glue stick.


Brilliant! Attach a stick to anything and it suddenly gains new uses. Abraham Lincoln knew what he was taking about when he told us to shut up and grab a stick. It just took us some time to interpret it right.


For those of us with shoes made of sugar or with feet alergic to water (Japanese people).


Don't use this without a chaperone, it requires inhuman flexibility to undo. This invention armed with starvation has already claimed over 10,000 Japanese lives.


The only part of your better half that you really need anyway. This invention has already halved the marriage rate in Japan.


Modeled after Mel Gibson's lap.

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