"Imagine There's A Heaven..." Well Now There Is!

World peace is finally at hand. More specifically, at my right hand. Can you feel it?

My first album, entitled "Huh??" is finally out! Before you read on, go and preview it here:

Huh??

Ok, now buy it.

Now buy two more copies for Uncle Sally and Aunt George. Each.

Ok, now read on.

First of all, a note on the "Explicit" tag: it's just the word "bitch" in the song "Your Favorite Girl." With that song title, it was impossible to avoid. Oh wait, my bad, it's not in that song. It's in the song "High Maintenance." Hmm...I'm starting to doubt I wrote this album.

Other notes:

1. These are all originals...like most songs in the world...but these happen to be written by me. The singer is also coincidentally me, though I'm not sure that's as happy a coincidence.

2. That's my real hair on the album cover.

3. My band name for this album is Something Kinky. I realize this may be a little too kinky for some people, but this is Sermon on the Couch after all, and a modern Moses uses all the tools at his disposal.

4. The album will also soon be available on iTunes and a bunch of other online stores, I'll put up the list.

Next, here's the plan. Each of you tells at least 1000 people about this album, and they all go out (to their respective living rooms, to their computers) and buy it. Afterwards, when I'm rich, you can all come stay at my mansion and live off of my massive untaxed interest.

I'll try to give some info on each song next time, but right now it's time to attend to the screaming fans outside my window. Wait...reality check...I'm lucid dreaming!