Ouch

Today's high and low:

High: patient, productive (recorded a bunch of songs)
Low: self-pity + killer toothache

Did you ever notice that total badass and antonio banderas sound exactly the same?

Listen to yourself say it:

I'm a total badass
I'm antonio banderas

Identical!

I think there's a song to be made of this discovery.

More ridiculous Chinese dictionary fun:

上厕所 - to go to the bathroom

睡觉前，接受实验者先上厕所，再上床，之后其大脑活动也许至多保持十分钟便会入睡。
Before sleep, the subject leaves the room, gets into bed, and may remain mentally active for as long as ten minutes.